The following Hampton Roads things will NOT be cut from the state budget because they're waaaaaaaaay more important than teaching kids how to read or tap dance.
Local Programs and Services
Keep Rudee Inlet Somewhat Clean
Keep Ocean View Just a Little Seedy
Keep Virginia Beach Boulevard Beautiful
Rebuild the Dome
Save Pembroke Mall
Impotence Caused by Jet Noise Support Group
Free Shag Lessons for Seniors
Free Magazines for Bored Bay Colony Housewives
Free Hermit Crabs for Everybody
Local Attractions:
The Atlantic Avenue T-Shirt Museum
The Laskin Road Feeder Lanes
Town Center Taco Bell
Bruce Hornsby's House
Pat Robertson's Apartment
The Oceana Vineyards
The Knotts Island Nudist Colony
Fort Oberndorf
