This year's sand sculptures for the Neptune Festival are...quite different from other years. You've got to show proof that you're over 18 to see 'em and, quite honestly, some of them will make you question the morality of sand itself. I've covered some of the bits I could get in trouble for posting here, so please go see for yourself. I'm going back tonight so I can be alone with one in particular.
Sand cigarette, anyone?